Charlie Hall showing me the ropes

One of Charlie's secrets involving how he was able to rattle off temperatures while doing the weather, was to write his numbers very tiny on the plexiglass weather map that he stood behind. But as time went by, they started making changes in the way that he was to present his weather. Which meant, those tiny little numbers were being replaced by something he had to read, located 20 to 30 feet away. Charlie needed to wear glasses but they reflected the lights terribly. So he went the contact lenses route. One evening while he was applying the lenses in the mens room, I heard him give out a moan. Charlie comes bursting out and explains that one of the lenses had slid all the way to the top of his eye and was giving him hell. I was the only one around and he asked me to pull it down. I place my left thumb above Charlie's right eye and lifted the eyelid. I then say, "Charlie, stick out your tongue!" Charlie replied with a smile, "We don't have time for that now…" I replied, "Charlie, I can stick my dry finger in your eye and try to slide the lense down or maybe it'll be easier if it's moist." Charlie saids,"Moist is better". Finally I said, "Moist from my mouth or yours". The light finally turns on and Charlie sticks his tongue out. I wipe my right index finger on it and with a moist finger, I find Charlies lense and slowly slide it down. I step back and ask, "How's that?" Charlie replies, "Does this mean we're engaged?" We both give it a big laugh and walk back to the studio. Later on we find out that we both share the Aries Horoscope sign. Unfortunetly, Charlie always had a hard time making people believe that he was born on April 1 - Aprils Fool Day. I, on the other hand, was born April 8. So we had a running joke that Charlie was only 7 days older than myself, but for some reason, looked much older.

One A.M. finally arrives, I get everything together that I'm going to need. I go up front to the lobby and get some shut-eye on the sofa, telling Jim to wake me when he's ready to go. Four a.m.- I'm awakened - we leave. Surprisingly, it's pretty quiet on East Bay Street at 4 O'clock in the morning. We get to the Pilots Station, get on a Pilot Boat and make our way out to sea. The first mile's not too rough. But then we really get out to sea and there's no moon out. It is DARK and my stomach starts reminding me how much of a landlubber I am. Just when I'm almost ready to lose my cookies, the boats' movement almost stops. "Well here we are guys", saids the Pilot Captain. I'm on the deck, looking around, seeing nothng, "Here we are WHERE", I yell? The Pilot Captain points to the big black nothingness of the Atlantic and saids, "Here's the container vessel"! "WHERE'S THE CONTAINER VESSEL", I continue to yell! The Captain's hand slaps something next to the Pilot Boat - whack whack - "here - here". I reach out and there it is, a solid object where there should be nothing but air. I slap it too, WHACK, "that's hard, I think to myself." We eventually climb up the side of the container vessel and as soon as my feet step onto the deck, everything is rock, solid, still. Slowly the sun is starting to rise as we see this hugh vessel. The foreward area is about the size of a football field and another area, aft, is about the same, with the bridge in the middle. Jim starts filming here and there and I follow with the audio equipment. Finally, Jim saids we have to get some shots and sounds of the engine, which are below and according to the crew, they are VERY LOUD. Fortunetly, I brought some ear plugs along. Jim doesn't have any problem filming, but no matter how low I set the audio recording, it's distorted. We try this. We try that. Nothing works. Finally I say, "let's use the door as our volume control". We step out in the entrance area, I start recording and set the level at it's lowest, and Jim slowly opens the door, about a quarter inch at a time. At about a half inch, that was all the sound we needed. By now the vessel's in the harbor and the pilot boats are doing their thing and Jim and I are recording outside. All in all, it was a very educational project. We found that most of the ship was automated and the crew was from 7 or 8 different countries. Plus, you can not stop those babies on a dime, unless the dime is several miles across. We finished the job, left the ship, came back to the station, put the equipment away, and I went home for a nice long relaxing LAND-LUBBER weekend.